Why
limit yourself to one genre of music, fiction, art, food, and so on and on?
Better
to change, grow, evolve, party, and make amazing things happen.
Better
to live with one foot in the now and another in the future.
Guide
yourself through the past to learn lessons for the future.
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Yours in advertising revenue,
Count Robot
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