Saturday, April 26, 2014

Why Limit?

Why limit yourself to one genre of music, fiction, art, food, and so on and on?
Better to change, grow, evolve, party, and make amazing things happen.
Better to live with one foot in the now and another in the future.
Guide yourself through the past to learn lessons for the future.

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Yours in advertising revenue,
Count Robot 

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