Offend Me
What can I write that would offend me so much that I offend myself?
Do I have to defend myself?
My brain’s in the bookshelf
I wish you’d dress like an elf
Not like some boring elf but a really hot one
Your sarcasm can burn the sun
You make humour fun
I want a burger in that bun
I don’t know what I’ve begun
yours in offensive poetry,
Count Robot
Sheep Detectives
I really completely enjoyed the new movie, the Sheep Detectives.
Why?
Not because its about Sheep trying to solve a murder, because it's about them. and the audience, learning how to live with death.
Julia Louis Dreyfus and Chris O'Dowd give fantastic performances.
Yours in sheepishness,
Count Robot
Found this cool flick on youtube and thought that I would share it.
I dig it.
Yours in weird horror movies,
Count Robot
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And on the first day, God created Monday, and it was the worst idea so far.
Yours in short pointless posts,
Count Robot
It really made a difference. The movie is called Speak. No release date yet, but I am looking forward to seeing it out in the world.
I am fan of David Lynch and this hits that sweet spot of being like his work but not being a clone.
Yours in movie watching,
Count Robot
Lighthouse in the Rain
I was on a trolley tour of Salem Mass when I saw a lighthouse in the rain
Each droplet felt like a forgotten friend rolling down the glass pane
As the water crashed to the shore, poems were born then receded into the eternal sea
This trolley ride in the cold rain is more than my words can see
Yours in poetry that matches a photo,
Count Robot
