Tuesday, July 28, 2026

Go to Trip City

 

Trip City is an album with Tim Mungenast (our main partner in musical crime) and Astro Al (that's us).

Here is my write up about it.


A lot of this album was record in 2025.

However, there are some segments that were recorded back in 2019 that we never used. They were too good to go unused forever and they collaged in well with the 2025 session.


1. Trip City Part 1  3:52 -This track was part of the 2025 session. It was a very long track and since we already had two colossal length tracks, we figured why not split this one up. There were a few points where it felt like it could be broken-up into segments, so that's what we did. The title is by Tim. Boosted the guitar a bit and added a touch of reverb and it was good to go.


2. Guitars of Mars 4:19 - Song title by Tim. Percussion by DNA Girl. Slide whistle by me. Guitar godding by Tim. This was a jam from 2025. Tim has always played great since I've known him but now.... wow. My fav of the album.


3. Rusty Robot Dance 10:55 - Song title by DNA Girl. This is not an orphaned rust track. We will of course continue our rust series of albums. Three spoken word pieces. One by each of us. All three were purposefully disconnected. Tim has a call back to one of our older pieces. Let me know if you catch it. My spoken bit is a collection of commercial parodies. This track is an amalgam of a jam from 2025 and one from 2019. Electro-disco-chargo-meter!!!!!!!!!!


4. Trip City Part 2 3:34 - Another visit to the city. More guitar pyrotechnics by Tim. I added a lot of chorus to one of the tracks. Think it helped make the track more expansive. DNA Girl uses  her mando and rainbow fx pedal to give us some deliciously strange sweeps of sound.


5. Al Stewart Wants To Kidnap My Cat 12:10 -DNA Girl & I had just seen Al Stewart (singer of Year of the Cat and more) play the night before this session (sadly Tim couldn't make it). So, Al Stewart was fresh on our minds. It turns out that it was the final tour by Mr. Stewart. I used the Jamit a lot on this track. The Jamit is a toy instrument that Bill T Miller gave me awhile back. It allows you to make short recordings on the fly and manipulate them. 


6. Trip City Part 3  4:14 - Tim's guitar playing on this track shreds! Then again, so does all of his playing on the Trip City segments. Did some collaging with this segment. I think our cat Twink likes this track.


Tim Mungenast: voice, electric guitar (a borrowed Brian May Red Special), Orange Micro Terror amp, Fart Pedal Number Two, Miku Stomp, Behringer Digital Delay



Astro Al is:

DNA Girl: voice, electric 4 string mandolin, octave mandolin, FX, percussion

Count Robot: voice, slide whistle, FX, JamIT, light responsive oscillator, chimes, sonic spring board



Recorded in Weirdfield, MA.

2019 & 2025


Yours in visiting Trip City,

Count Robot

Monday, July 27, 2026

An interview with Jerry Kranitz about the second edition of Cassette Culture



I conducted an email interview with author and amazing person Jerry Kranitz. Jerry used to run the incredible website/zine Aural Innovations  

Jerry has published a second edition of his book on home cassette recording artists of the pre-internet age called Cassette Culture: Homemade Music and the Creative Spirit in the Pre-Internet Age. For anyone who is as fascinated as I am in the creation of art for the sake of creating art, this book is a real treasure.


 What made you decide to publish a second edition of your book?


The book was originally published in an edition of 500 in 2020. It only took a couple years for those to sell out. When I retired in late 2024 it was driving me crazy that this book I had spent ten years researching and writing was no longer available (except at crazy prices on Ebay and Discogs). Having already got my feet wet with self-publishing my Kenmore, New York memoir I decided to publish it myself. Plus, I saw lots of opportunities for updates. I had conducted a lot of interviews for the first edition. But I also quoted a lot of people from the 1980s/90s small press publications and zines I used as research material. I tracked down a lot of those people to get their feedback from a contemporary perspective. Those were the lion’s share of the additions. There were also major updates to the Introduction. Since my book was first published in 2020, three other books about cassettes were published. They approached cassettes from different angles but I brought them into the literature review that’s part of the Introduction.


What would you say are the key differences in the 2nd edition of your book?


As thrilled as I was with the original, it was a deluxe and very expensive hardback and limited to 500 copies. The real driver for the project was getting the darn thing back in print, more widely available, and at a ‘normal’ price. But there are enough updates to justify calling it a second edition. Other than the updates there are no differences. I didn’t want any expansion of my theme. Same book, with updates. 


How much of a challenge was it to re-work for the second edition?


It was more of an update than a re-work. I spent a full year working on it and I’m pleased to say I hit no obstacles. Due to the growth of social media people were easier to find for interview purposes than when I was first researching during 2007 to 2017. There was also a fair bit of ‘clean up’ I came across from an editing standpoint. Grammar, making sentences and even entire paragraphs more concise, stuff like that. I’ll add that being retired and not juggling it with a day job made it SO much easier.


What was the response from the home taping community to the second edition?


People were happy to see it back in print and at the more accessible price point. Also, being the publisher and having ownership of the entire process gives me control over distribution and pounding the pavement trying to get reviews and interviews. People have been great about helping spread the word and sharing my posts whenever I publicize reviews and interviews.


Were you able to track down people you couldn’t reach for the first edition? If so, what insights did they provide that made some changes in the book?


I mentioned having more success tracking down people, but I’ll give you a couple examples of how the book benefitted. Not changes so much as providing more context.


One is a section where I talk about hometapers getting reviews in the old publications and commonly being more interested in trading with others or seemingly not caring about ‘sales’ by not listing a price. I included one example from a 1983 OP magazine review of a cassette that the artist made available for $.01 (a penny). In the first edition I speculated that the artist might be putting a humorous spin on the commerce component of making music available. In this case, I now happened to be acquainted with the artist and asked her what the thought was behind selling it for a penny and what response she got. She described it as a ‘marketing experiment’ and also a bit of a Fluxus joke. I was also curious if she regretted it by getting lots of requests and even overseas requests resulting in a hefty postage bill. She said she made about twenty sales, and none were from overseas. So, that really enhanced the example now that she was able to provide both context and how it turned out.


Another example from the publications was a call to contribute to what would be titled ‘Cheap Noise Cassette Compilation’. I thought the description of “music intended for cheap, noisy cassette tapes” was hysterical. In this case I found the compilation organizer on Facebook who not only explained what led to the project, but he also uploaded a digital version of the cassette for me to hear and comment on in the book along with his explanations.


I could go on, but hopefully this illustrates how getting feedback from the people behind those 1980s reviews and news items I found in the print publications made the examples more meaningful.


What did you find inspiring/surprising about the response to the second edition.


No surprises. But I was inspired by and… ecstatic really… over the response. Several vendors eagerly agreed to stock it. A couple have sold out and re-ordered a couple times. And I still from out of the blue am occasionally contacted by vendors in various countries wanting to stock it.


The first edition of the book included two CDs worth of pieces taken from cassettes. Is there any way for people to get a copy of them?


I’m afraid there is not, unless someone took it upon themselves as people do to digitize them and upload them to YouTube or wherever. Those CDs were Frank Maier’s idea. He runs the Vinyl-on-Demand imprint that published the first edition. I thought it was great. But I’ll be blunt and say I had zero interest in trying to make that happen in the second edition. I wanted the book as history to stand as it is.


The section at the end of the book when you review some tapes is wonderful. It really sparks a desire to listen to them. Are there any resources you could list where people could listen to some of them?


I just did a test where I randomly selected ten albums from that section of the book and did a Google search. Every single one of them came up on either Bandcamp, YouTube, or the Internet Archive. When I was first researching the book years ago I had access to a lot of tapes, but a lot of those reviews are from digital copies I found online. And much of those I found on private blog sites. It’s very different now. Lots are on YouTube and, even better, lots of artists in the years since have been endeavoring to archive their work and make it available on Bandcamp and/or the Internet Archive.


So, to answer your question, just do a search! Chances are better than not that you’ll find it.


With the recent resurgence of cassettes what do you think about the chance of there being another wave of cassette culture?


Cassette Culture, as defined for the purpose of my book, is the network of creation, communication, collaboration, and exchange that arose in the post-punk period. And cassettes + the postal service were the most practical and affordable mechanism by which home recording artists could make their work available. The ‘network’ was key to the ‘culture’.


As for the current popularity of cassettes, it’s very interesting. There are LOTS of artists and labels releasing music on cassettes. I’ll share an observation… at the Cassette Culture Fest held here in Columbus, Ohio this past May there were six people with vendor tables. Five of them were clearly of an age where they would have been very young during the pre-internet era I wrote about. One of the vendors was a veteran of that network and is mentioned in my book a couple times. He was the only one of the vendors not selling cassettes.


At the end of the book you encourage people to contact you. How has the response been so far? Any fun stories to share about it?


Nothing fun, exciting or weird. Several people have contacted me, mostly to tell me how much they enjoyed the book. Some have contacted me asking if I could put them in touch with someone mentioned in the book. And as I mentioned earlier it’s attracted the attention of various small vendors who have contacted me about stocking it.


If the Cassette Culture book has a third printing what do you want to add to it or change about it?


A third printing with additional updates is unlikely. This one will remain in print for as long as I care to keep it available. I spent a year on the updates and am satisfied that I’ve told the story I want to tell. There’s so much more, but anything else expands the scope to the point where it would be an entirely new project.


If someone wants to buy your books, where is the best place to get them from?


My website has a list of vendors with clickable links and indicates which country the vendor is in. Plus, it’s available in Amazon stores worldwide. If you’re partial to ebooks, Amazon is the only option for that. There’s also a note for interested vendors to contact me about how to stock the book.

https://www.jerrykranitzwriter.com/books/


Friday, July 24, 2026

William Burroughs mixtape

 William Burroughs mixtape


Listening to a William Burroughs Parisian mixtape shouts to my chickpea brain that longs for frozen smartphone popsicles that come in 700 delectable flavors except the one that you want the most no matter what that flavor is thats when you tumble down the stairs to meet a maligned mouse that knows a party trick as WB scratches the tape backwards and forwards to the beat of a Welsh party song with broken scream speeches of incarnate broken vape cartridges that bounce to the cars that have rims of conclusive cut and paste home audio taping systems with a color guard nasal tunnel running right through the backline of the neo-golden kitchen of chrome plated pageantry where lions sing algebra to the beats of the tape.


Yours in home recording,

Count Robot


Tuesday, July 21, 2026

Behind the Scenes of Yummy Things by the Neurodivergent Orchestra Part II

 

So here is the video of our recent Neurodivergent Orchestra show.

Here's some more behind the scenes pics.


Some synths and a coffee machine converted to an instrument.


Rubber chickens anyone?



The wall of synths! Keith Emerson would dig it.


Rubber hammers for rubber chickens. I condone rubber on rubber violence.


DNA Girl testing out the new instrument, The Concert Marvin.




Tim getting ready to rock.



DNA Girl with her new shirt.


DNA Girl, Tim, and me in back.


Joel (the amazing sound dude), Tim, and the back of the mighty Pek!


That's it.
Hope you dig it.

Yours in musical insanity,
Count Robot



Monday, July 20, 2026

Behind the scenes of I Like Yummy Things by the Neurodivergent Orchestra

 



Here's a bunch of pics from behind the scenes of Neurodivergent Orchestra performing, I Like Yummy Things. You can watch the video above... We did this amazing show on Saturday.


pre-show/post show food.


A new instrument. The Concert Melvin. Sounds like a wild metal monster. Was fun trashing away on it.


My gear. Monotron. Duotron. Kazoo. Voice changer toy. Wax paper. MP3 player. Notebook full of prompts. The MP3s on the player were all fx drenched mp3s of our prior sets.




The view from where I stand during the show.



Tim's shirt. Fits the show well.



Tim's pedals.


Another pic of the amazing Concert Melvin. 
A wall of percussion!

I'll try and post some more pics soon-ish.

Yours in photos of live jams,
Count Robot


Friday, July 17, 2026

The Sky

The Sky


The sky is wildfire orange

As orange as the corpulent flesh of the spray tanned hate machine

And this is normal now?

How?

Why aren’t we fixing this?

Remixing this ugly reality to something better forever for all of you, me, them, and us

We need to be the change that we need to become 


Yours in smoke,

Count Robot


Thursday, July 16, 2026

Thank You!

 Of course, I'm not sure who is reading this blog, but I just wanted to say, thank you.

Hope you're all well.


Yours in thanks,

Count Robot


Monday, July 13, 2026

Road to the Sky

 



Road to the Sky



A write up of the collaborative album Road to the Sky by experimental artist Vanessa LeFevre & Astro Al.

This is an all instrumental affair. 



Road to the Sky

An album by Vanessa LeFevre & Astro Al


Vanessa LeFevre: Diddly Bow, the Bass Lamellophone and the Spoke Projector Metallophone

These are instruments that Vanessa made herself or purchased from indie makers. All are hand made and wild.


Astro Al is:


DNA Girl: electric guitar, mandolin, FX


Count Robot: genometer, FX, Aztec death whistle, kazoo, monotron, duotron, duck call


A genometer is an old oscillator made for testing electronics. It can make warped sounds and tones. Bands like the Silver Apples and Hawkwind (in their early days) built their sound around them.


Recorded 7/15/23 on a late Saturday afternoon in Saugus MA. Vanessa has a nice large space in her house which makes a good recording spot.

It’s a rather raw recording. You can hear pedal buttons being pressed. We weren’t aiming for studio perfection.


Copyright 2024 Vanessa LeFevre & Astro Al


All material by Vanessa LeFevre & Astro Al


1. Take the Wheel 5:54 -DNA Girl slinging that guitar! Vanessa made some great tones here too! 


2. The Shimmering Line 4:23 -This one is a more textural piece. A wall of sounds. 


3. Sideways Dance 6:04 - Vanessa making those deep percussion sounds. DNA Girl carving up some guitar


4. Road to the Sky 6:41 - The squealing weirdness at the beginning is the genometer. This one is the title track probably because it’s one of the standout tracks. DNA Girl hits it!


5. Sea Lions’ Frolic 5:22 - Ah the kazoo makes an appearance. Vanessa is unleashing some wild sounds. 


6. Bright Moon 6:16 - A nice spooky interplay of sounds. Vanessa leans into the Diddley Bow on this one making a nice tonal sweep of sounds.


7. Inside the Wheel 7:02 - A good one to end on with the chaos of sounds swallowing your ears. The ending of this track is a great album closer.


I think Vanessa named most of the tracks.


I like to try different stuff with the production style. Believe it or not I started out emulating the mastering style of electronic dance music for this album then shifted things a bit.



Yours in instrumental music,

Count Robot

Thursday, July 9, 2026

mp3

 There is an upcoming recording session for our audio project, Amplissima.

We usually record in outdoor spaces (though we have done some recordings in a really acoustically interesting attic space). I am always trying to come up with different things to do during our sessions. One thing that came to mind recently is using an MP3 player to randomly playback severely altered versions of our prior recordings while recording our new works.

 

Hopefully it turns out groovy.

 

Yours in experimentation,

Count Robot

Monday, July 6, 2026

AI slop

Question: What can you do that AI can’t?

Answer: Be really creative instead of regurgitating pr-existing stolen work.


Yours in AI art doesn’t exist,

Count Robot


Sunday, July 5, 2026

upcoming live stream

 

This show is free and available on demand the moment the live stream finishes.
You can pause it live as well.


LIVESTREAMING EVENT
Neurodivergent Orchestra
– I Like Yummy Things
7/18/2026 – Start Time between 7 pm and 7:30 pm EST

Scheduled for Jul 18, 2026
Start between 7 PM and 7:30 PM East Coast USA Time

PEK - wacky banter, clarinets, saxophones, double reeds, flutes, percussion
John Fugarino - trumpets, flugelhorn, trombone, French horn
Eric Dahlman - trumpet, overtone voice
Kelsey Gallagher - clarinet

Count Robot  - wacky banter, gadgets
DNA Girl  - wacky banter, mandolins, vocals, gadgets
Tim Mungenast - wacky banter, guitar
Scott Samenfeld - bass
Jared Seabrook - drums

Joel Simches - live to 2-track recording, Real-Time Signal Processing

Raffi Batalian - video mix
 
Paul Brennan - camera

Yours in live stream musical maddness,
Count Robot

Tuesday, June 30, 2026

Green Desert- Tangerine Dream


 


Green Desert- Tangerine Dream


This is one of my top 10 albums of all time.


Tangerine Dream is an electronic focused band that got it's start in the late 60's in Germany. Mostly their songs are instrumental. Some of it wildly experimental. 


Rather than talk a lot about them, I want to make comments on their album Green Desert which was released in the 80s although it was made up of updated unreleased recordings they did in the 1970s. 


The production rings perfect. The keys have a nice tone to them. The drums sound as massive as they sound thick. The guitar is scorching. Edgar Froese does some of his best guitar playing of his entire career on the title track, Green Desert.


The song Green Desert clocks in at almost 20 minutes. It's a killer epic track which just builds so intensely that it feels like it will never end until it explodes into a massive crescendo then slowly and deftly fades down. It's a musical roller coaster ride that I live in whenever I hear it. Kudos to the show Stranger Things for featuring a bit of this song in a great manic scene from the first season. Froese's guitar tone is super matched for this song, futuristic sci-fi psychedelic music. Love every moment. The keys and drums dance madly with each other. 

The drums! My stereo practically explodes when I play this one! So powerfully good. 

By the way, this is a great song to have playing during a yoga practice. Nice synth departure tones.



White Clouds a burst of drumming synth mayhem. It dives right into a trashing drum synth groove. The shortest song on the album. More comments on this track later. 


Astral Voyager is a sequencer dream. Try meditating to this track some time. You'll go far. Across the gulf of space this song pulses. Rising and riding the pulsing synth. What a fading ending. Sublime.

Our audio project, Astro Al, did an album called the Purple Mushroom which is a tribute to this album even though its filled with spoken words and some singing. This Tangerine Dream album is instrumental time. 


Indian Summer is the final song of the album. Ah, how it leaves you filled from the journey yet not wanting it to end. Wistful this song is, like the last burst of a joy that had begun to grow cold, only to warm one last time. The wind is a wall of synths blurring across your speakers and headphones. Layers of sonic sculptures building a scene of beauty is what this song becomes.


If I have a complaint about this album, it's only about the song sequencing.

The track White Clouds which is directly after Green Desert sounds like a condensed version of the sprawling title track, Green Desert. While that in of itself isn't a bad thing, the problem is coming right on the heels of the other track, makes it feel too much like a re-tread.

Many years ago there was a multi-plex theatre in Somerville MA that my friends and I would frequent. It no longer exists. One time when I got there early before the previews started, this album was playing. It was so wonderful to hear this album blazing away on the theatre speakers.

I'm sure that experience was better than most any movie I ever saw at that theatre. I don't know who picked the pre-show music, but thanks!



Yours in music amazement,

Count Robot

Monday, June 29, 2026

Squirrel of Doom




 And lo did the squirrel of doom call forth her supplicant to feast upon the nuts of gloomy chaotic destruction and they found it to be as prophesied, tasty.


Yours in rodent scribing,

Count Robot


Monday, June 22, 2026

Become

 Become


Car skidding slightly in the snow rain


Wet shimmer of pavement reflecting full moon light


The shapeshifter gathers itself just behind the first row of trees by the side of the road


There’s no telling what it will become


The transformation can take hours to complete


The books are ready to be red


Your eyes are ready to be dead




Yours in creepy poetry,

Count Robot

Saturday, June 20, 2026

An interview with author Jerry Kranitz

 


Jerry Kranitz is an authority on cassette culture (home taper music and audio art creation) and music (space rock in particular). 

He ran the Aural Innovation website/podcast for 18 years which was a mecca for space music fans (like me). It’s no exaggeration to say that finding that website changed my life for the better and for many other people.

Jerry wrote a massive book called Cassette Culture which I enjoyed so much that I knew I had to read the second edition because of the updates.

Jerry also recently published the book Putt-Putt Abuse which is not quite a memoir or autobiography, but is more of a collections of the stories of Jerry and his friends mis-adventures in their youth in the 1970s in the Kenmore area of New York.

I have to confess, I had trepidation reading this book. I thought (wrongly) that I wouldn’t like it and that it was something that only people from that time period and era would enjoy. It’s nice to be wrong! After a chapter or so I really caught the rhythm of the book and found that I couldn’t stop reading it and once I finished found I kind of missed the people in the book. Almost as if I had grown up with them and then lost contact with them. That is some feat for a writer to attain.

What follows is some questions I sent Jerry via email and his responses.


What inspired you to put the book together?

 

The full title of the book is Putt-Putt Abuse: And Other Zany Tales of Growing Up in 1970s Kenmore, New York. Kenmore is part of the greater Buffalo area. I’m on at least a dozen Kenmore/Buffalo related Facebook groups. What’s common across all of them is the palpable sense of nostalgia. People, places, history, restaurants/bars, landmarks, where people went to school… people endlessly and fondly reminisce.

 

A while back a guy posted promoting the memoir he published about growing up in Kenmore in the 1960s. I read it and was disappointed. It was very disjointed. And more than half the book took place after he had left New York state. I was confident I could do much better. Another important backdrop is that I remain friends with all the guys I met in the neighborhood where my parents purchased their home in 1969. So I worked on an outline while conducting interviews with my friends. It was a fun process. I had several phone conversations with some of them. One friend kept calling me out of the blue as specific memories occurred to him. I’d have to say, “Hang on!”, while I grabbed my digital recorder and put him on speaker. I loved it. It took a couple years but this short book gradually came together.

 

When putting Putt-Putt Abuse together, did you have any concerns that it would be un-relatable to people born outside that region and time period?

 

I wrote the book specifically for people born in that region and time period. But I also considered it an American experience that could resonate with anyone growing up in that era. But my targeted promotion has been Kenmore/Buffalo readers.

 

Were there any stories that you were asked by your friends/family to not include? Not that I’m asking to know what they are (if there are any) but I just want to know how you dealt with that situation if it came up?

 

The trick was finding a balance. I wanted to be candid. But I also wanted the book to be fun. Hence the choice of the word ‘Zany’ in the title. When in doubt about whether to include something, I tried to imagine whether I’d get laughter, rolling of the eyes, or “Those silly guys!” responses. What I wanted to avoid was making people wince at something out of bounds or downright creepy. For example, two of my friends went through a vandalism phase. On the one hand, it’s not shock/horror, but I could easily imagine it getting an, “Oooh, not cool” reaction.

 

Having said that, none of my friends or family asked me to leave anything out. I used my own judgement.

 

Memory can be tricky. What stories were you concerned you didn’t remember correctly?

 

That’s where the interviews with my friends came in. I’ve got a good memory for the most seemingly mundane incidents and details. But there were several incidents where my friends corrected me on details, or it took a couple of them bantering back and forth before we agreed on the details. There were even entire incidents that I had completely forgotten that they remembered. I can’t emphasize enough that this is just as much their book as it is mine. Their participation was fundamental to the entire project.

 

While reading the book I was really looking forward to reading about how you got into music. That came towards the end. Knowing how you’re such an authority on music and that’s what many people know about you, why did you choose to hold off until towards the end to dive into that?

 

That was the ‘Me’ chapter. I was kind of the black sheep of our circle of friends. They were all sports fanatics, whereas I just wasn’t interested. I did enjoy playing hockey but I sucked at it. I’m not the least bit athletic. And I was the only one of our group with all the wacky interests I describe in that chapter. Especially music, going to concerts, and getting stoned. So it made sense for that to come at the end as something separate from the larger story. While the book is ‘Our’ story, it’s also my memoir.

 

What did you forget to include that you remembered later and wanted to go back and add (if there was anything)?

 

Nothing I felt should have been added. But there have been little things popping up. For instance, while interviewing Dan he mentioned his Sicilian grandfather who didn’t speak English, which kind of drifted past me at the time. But after the book was published, Dan or someone in his family produced a photograph of this grandfather at a dining room table with all the kids. I kept staring at it because the picture had been taken before they moved to the neighborhood. I thought a lot about that. There was a large southern and east European population in Buffalo, and it wasn’t uncommon in that era for kids to have grandparents who spoke little or no English.

 

Another example is Dan spotted a photo posted to one of the Buffalo Facebook groups of a movie theater that had been in Kenmore we had no previous knowledge of. That set us off on a little research expedition to find out more about it. So while not things that I wish I had known for inclusion in the book, these little details show how the inspiration for the book lives on.

 

What has the reaction been to some of the stories in your book by friends who didn’t know you during the period?

 

There are lots of people in Kenmore I didn’t know who read the book and loved it. (The ‘Truancy’ chapter explains why I knew so few people outside my circle of friends.) I received lots of feedback that it brought back memories readers could relate to, made them laugh, reminded them of things they had forgotten, and many shared memories of their own. A handful of my music network friends like yourself have read it, which has been very satisfying.

 

You spared no one, especially not yourself, being mocked by the reality of what you all did, which is one of the virtues of Putt-Putt Abuse. How did you handle this?

 

Nothing to handle. No shame. I relish any and all reactions! We were young and young people do dumb stuff, which is all part of what I would insist is healthy growing up. As I stated a couple times in the book… We all gotta go through, what we gotta go through, to get where we need to be.

 

Why do you think the Saratoga restaurant, which features heavily in the book, went out of business? It seems like it had been booming for a long time.

 

The Saratoga wasn’t unique in this regard. I guess it just boils down to its time had come. I’m sure that was combined with the new management, who I didn’t know and can’t fairly comment on. But it saddened me. When we’re young and impressionable, small things are impactful. Like this restaurant several of us worked at for a handful of years. Working there was such a treasure trove of influence and lifelong memories that it rated a full chapter. The entire book is full of these things that my friends and I never tire of reminiscing about.

 

You mentioned something surprising to me towards the end that you rarely get out to concerts anymore. Would you mind elaborating on that?

 

The reasons are lame. Sorry, I mean LAME! It’s partly major arena shows. I dislike the crowds, the parking, the expense… it all seems more trouble than it’s worth. Yes, Old Fart talk! I have been to a couple big shows in the past few years, both of which my wife booked as part of vacation trips (Sting and The Who). Both were at the Budweiser Stadium in downtown Toronto. It was great because we stayed in a hotel directly across the street and could five-minute walk to the venue. I thoroughly enjoyed myself at both.

 

But there have also been a lot of club shows here in town I’ve not gone to because they don’t typically start until very late. I’m very early to bed, early to rise these days. There’s a local arts group that puts on lots of ‘experimental’ music shows, which start at 8pm on the dot. I try to attend those. So, yeah, Old Fart!

 

Yours in interviews, 
Count Robot

Thursday, June 18, 2026

Offend Me

 Offend Me


What can I write that would offend me so much that I offend myself?

Do I have to defend myself?

My brain’s in the bookshelf

I wish you’d dress like an elf

Not like some boring elf but a really hot one

Your sarcasm can burn the sun

You make humour fun

I want a burger in that bun

I don’t know what I’ve begun



yours in offensive poetry,

Count Robot

Tuesday, June 16, 2026

Sheep Detectives

 


Sheep Detectives




I really completely enjoyed the new movie, the Sheep Detectives.

Why?

Not because its about Sheep trying to solve a murder, because it's about them. and the audience, learning how to live with death.


Julia Louis Dreyfus and Chris O'Dowd give fantastic performances.



Yours in sheepishness,

Count Robot


Saturday, June 13, 2026

Lady Vampire

 


Found this cool flick on youtube and thought that I would share it.

I dig it.


Yours in weird horror movies,

Count Robot

Monday, June 8, 2026

A Message from our Sponsors

 A Message from our Sponsors


And on the first day, God created Monday, and it was the worst idea so far.



Yours in short pointless posts,

Count Robot