Thursday, July 9, 2026

mp3

 There is an upcoming recording session for our audio project, Amplissima.

We usually record in outdoor spaces (though we have done some recordings in a really acoustically interesting attic space). I am always trying to come up with different things to do during our sessions. One thing that came to mind recently is using an MP3 player to randomly playback severely altered versions of our prior recordings while recording our new works.

 

Hopefully it turns out groovy.

 

Yours in experimentation,

Count Robot

Monday, July 6, 2026

AI slop

Question: What can you do that AI can’t?

Answer: Be really creative instead of regurgitating pr-existing stolen work.


Yours in AI art doesn’t exist,

Count Robot


Sunday, July 5, 2026

upcoming live stream

 

This show is free and available on demand the moment the live stream finishes.
You can pause it live as well.


LIVESTREAMING EVENT
Neurodivergent Orchestra
– I Like Yummy Things
7/18/2026 – Start Time between 7 pm and 7:30 pm EST

Scheduled for Jul 18, 2026
Start between 7 PM and 7:30 PM East Coast USA Time

PEK - wacky banter, clarinets, saxophones, double reeds, flutes, percussion
John Fugarino - trumpets, flugelhorn, trombone, French horn
Eric Dahlman - trumpet, overtone voice
Kelsey Gallagher - clarinet

Count Robot  - wacky banter, gadgets
DNA Girl  - wacky banter, mandolins, vocals, gadgets
Tim Mungenast - wacky banter, guitar
Scott Samenfeld - bass
Jared Seabrook - drums

Joel Simches - live to 2-track recording, Real-Time Signal Processing

Raffi Batalian - video mix
 
Paul Brennan - camera

Yours in live stream musical maddness,
Count Robot

Tuesday, June 30, 2026

Green Desert- Tangerine Dream


 


Green Desert- Tangerine Dream


This is one of my top 10 albums of all time.


Tangerine Dream is an electronic focused band that got it's start in the late 60's in Germany. Mostly their songs are instrumental. Some of it wildly experimental. 


Rather than talk a lot about them, I want to make comments on their album Green Desert which was released in the 80s although it was made up of updated unreleased recordings they did in the 1970s. 


The production rings perfect. The keys have a nice tone to them. The drums sound as massive as they sound thick. The guitar is scorching. Edgar Froese does some of his best guitar playing of his entire career on the title track, Green Desert.


The song Green Desert clocks in at almost 20 minutes. It's a killer epic track which just builds so intensely that it feels like it will never end until it explodes into a massive crescendo then slowly and deftly fades down. It's a musical roller coaster ride that I live in whenever I hear it. Kudos to the show Stranger Things for featuring a bit of this song in a great manic scene from the first season. Froese's guitar tone is super matched for this song, futuristic sci-fi psychedelic music. Love every moment. The keys and drums dance madly with each other. 

The drums! My stereo practically explodes when I play this one! So powerfully good. 

By the way, this is a great song to have playing during a yoga practice. Nice synth departure tones.



White Clouds a burst of drumming synth mayhem. It dives right into a trashing drum synth groove. The shortest song on the album. More comments on this track later. 


Astral Voyager is a sequencer dream. Try meditating to this track some time. You'll go far. Across the gulf of space this song pulses. Rising and riding the pulsing synth. What a fading ending. Sublime.

Our audio project, Astro Al, did an album called the Purple Mushroom which is a tribute to this album even though its filled with spoken words and some singing. This Tangerine Dream album is instrumental time. 


Indian Summer is the final song of the album. Ah, how it leaves you filled from the journey yet not wanting it to end. Wistful this song is, like the last burst of a joy that had begun to grow cold, only to warm one last time. The wind is a wall of synths blurring across your speakers and headphones. Layers of sonic sculptures building a scene of beauty is what this song becomes.


If I have a complaint about this album, it's only about the song sequencing.

The track White Clouds which is directly after Green Desert sounds like a condensed version of the sprawling title track, Green Desert. While that in of itself isn't a bad thing, the problem is coming right on the heels of the other track, makes it feel too much like a re-tread.

Many years ago there was a multi-plex theatre in Somerville MA that my friends and I would frequent. It no longer exists. One time when I got there early before the previews started, this album was playing. It was so wonderful to hear this album blazing away on the theatre speakers.

I'm sure that experience was better than most any movie I ever saw at that theatre. I don't know who picked the pre-show music, but thanks!



Yours in music amazement,

Count Robot

Monday, June 29, 2026

Squirrel of Doom




 And lo did the squirrel of doom call forth her supplicant to feast upon the nuts of gloomy chaotic destruction and they found it to be as prophesied, tasty.


Yours in rodent scribing,

Count Robot


Monday, June 22, 2026

Become

 Become


Car skidding slightly in the snow rain


Wet shimmer of pavement reflecting full moon light


The shapeshifter gathers itself just behind the first row of trees by the side of the road


There’s no telling what it will become


The transformation can take hours to complete


The books are ready to be red


Your eyes are ready to be dead




Yours in creepy poetry,

Count Robot

Saturday, June 20, 2026

An interview with author Jerry Kranitz

 


Jerry Kranitz is an authority on cassette culture (home taper music and audio art creation) and music (space rock in particular). 

He ran the Aural Innovation website/podcast for 18 years which was a mecca for space music fans (like me). It’s no exaggeration to say that finding that website changed my life for the better and for many other people.

Jerry wrote a massive book called Cassette Culture which I enjoyed so much that I knew I had to read the second edition because of the updates.

Jerry also recently published the book Putt-Putt Abuse which is not quite a memoir or autobiography, but is more of a collections of the stories of Jerry and his friends mis-adventures in their youth in the 1970s in the Kenmore area of New York.

I have to confess, I had trepidation reading this book. I thought (wrongly) that I wouldn’t like it and that it was something that only people from that time period and era would enjoy. It’s nice to be wrong! After a chapter or so I really caught the rhythm of the book and found that I couldn’t stop reading it and once I finished found I kind of missed the people in the book. Almost as if I had grown up with them and then lost contact with them. That is some feat for a writer to attain.

What follows is some questions I sent Jerry via email and his responses.


What inspired you to put the book together?

 

The full title of the book is Putt-Putt Abuse: And Other Zany Tales of Growing Up in 1970s Kenmore, New York. Kenmore is part of the greater Buffalo area. I’m on at least a dozen Kenmore/Buffalo related Facebook groups. What’s common across all of them is the palpable sense of nostalgia. People, places, history, restaurants/bars, landmarks, where people went to school… people endlessly and fondly reminisce.

 

A while back a guy posted promoting the memoir he published about growing up in Kenmore in the 1960s. I read it and was disappointed. It was very disjointed. And more than half the book took place after he had left New York state. I was confident I could do much better. Another important backdrop is that I remain friends with all the guys I met in the neighborhood where my parents purchased their home in 1969. So I worked on an outline while conducting interviews with my friends. It was a fun process. I had several phone conversations with some of them. One friend kept calling me out of the blue as specific memories occurred to him. I’d have to say, “Hang on!”, while I grabbed my digital recorder and put him on speaker. I loved it. It took a couple years but this short book gradually came together.

 

When putting Putt-Putt Abuse together, did you have any concerns that it would be un-relatable to people born outside that region and time period?

 

I wrote the book specifically for people born in that region and time period. But I also considered it an American experience that could resonate with anyone growing up in that era. But my targeted promotion has been Kenmore/Buffalo readers.

 

Were there any stories that you were asked by your friends/family to not include? Not that I’m asking to know what they are (if there are any) but I just want to know how you dealt with that situation if it came up?

 

The trick was finding a balance. I wanted to be candid. But I also wanted the book to be fun. Hence the choice of the word ‘Zany’ in the title. When in doubt about whether to include something, I tried to imagine whether I’d get laughter, rolling of the eyes, or “Those silly guys!” responses. What I wanted to avoid was making people wince at something out of bounds or downright creepy. For example, two of my friends went through a vandalism phase. On the one hand, it’s not shock/horror, but I could easily imagine it getting an, “Oooh, not cool” reaction.

 

Having said that, none of my friends or family asked me to leave anything out. I used my own judgement.

 

Memory can be tricky. What stories were you concerned you didn’t remember correctly?

 

That’s where the interviews with my friends came in. I’ve got a good memory for the most seemingly mundane incidents and details. But there were several incidents where my friends corrected me on details, or it took a couple of them bantering back and forth before we agreed on the details. There were even entire incidents that I had completely forgotten that they remembered. I can’t emphasize enough that this is just as much their book as it is mine. Their participation was fundamental to the entire project.

 

While reading the book I was really looking forward to reading about how you got into music. That came towards the end. Knowing how you’re such an authority on music and that’s what many people know about you, why did you choose to hold off until towards the end to dive into that?

 

That was the ‘Me’ chapter. I was kind of the black sheep of our circle of friends. They were all sports fanatics, whereas I just wasn’t interested. I did enjoy playing hockey but I sucked at it. I’m not the least bit athletic. And I was the only one of our group with all the wacky interests I describe in that chapter. Especially music, going to concerts, and getting stoned. So it made sense for that to come at the end as something separate from the larger story. While the book is ‘Our’ story, it’s also my memoir.

 

What did you forget to include that you remembered later and wanted to go back and add (if there was anything)?

 

Nothing I felt should have been added. But there have been little things popping up. For instance, while interviewing Dan he mentioned his Sicilian grandfather who didn’t speak English, which kind of drifted past me at the time. But after the book was published, Dan or someone in his family produced a photograph of this grandfather at a dining room table with all the kids. I kept staring at it because the picture had been taken before they moved to the neighborhood. I thought a lot about that. There was a large southern and east European population in Buffalo, and it wasn’t uncommon in that era for kids to have grandparents who spoke little or no English.

 

Another example is Dan spotted a photo posted to one of the Buffalo Facebook groups of a movie theater that had been in Kenmore we had no previous knowledge of. That set us off on a little research expedition to find out more about it. So while not things that I wish I had known for inclusion in the book, these little details show how the inspiration for the book lives on.

 

What has the reaction been to some of the stories in your book by friends who didn’t know you during the period?

 

There are lots of people in Kenmore I didn’t know who read the book and loved it. (The ‘Truancy’ chapter explains why I knew so few people outside my circle of friends.) I received lots of feedback that it brought back memories readers could relate to, made them laugh, reminded them of things they had forgotten, and many shared memories of their own. A handful of my music network friends like yourself have read it, which has been very satisfying.

 

You spared no one, especially not yourself, being mocked by the reality of what you all did, which is one of the virtues of Putt-Putt Abuse. How did you handle this?

 

Nothing to handle. No shame. I relish any and all reactions! We were young and young people do dumb stuff, which is all part of what I would insist is healthy growing up. As I stated a couple times in the book… We all gotta go through, what we gotta go through, to get where we need to be.

 

Why do you think the Saratoga restaurant, which features heavily in the book, went out of business? It seems like it had been booming for a long time.

 

The Saratoga wasn’t unique in this regard. I guess it just boils down to its time had come. I’m sure that was combined with the new management, who I didn’t know and can’t fairly comment on. But it saddened me. When we’re young and impressionable, small things are impactful. Like this restaurant several of us worked at for a handful of years. Working there was such a treasure trove of influence and lifelong memories that it rated a full chapter. The entire book is full of these things that my friends and I never tire of reminiscing about.

 

You mentioned something surprising to me towards the end that you rarely get out to concerts anymore. Would you mind elaborating on that?

 

The reasons are lame. Sorry, I mean LAME! It’s partly major arena shows. I dislike the crowds, the parking, the expense… it all seems more trouble than it’s worth. Yes, Old Fart talk! I have been to a couple big shows in the past few years, both of which my wife booked as part of vacation trips (Sting and The Who). Both were at the Budweiser Stadium in downtown Toronto. It was great because we stayed in a hotel directly across the street and could five-minute walk to the venue. I thoroughly enjoyed myself at both.

 

But there have also been a lot of club shows here in town I’ve not gone to because they don’t typically start until very late. I’m very early to bed, early to rise these days. There’s a local arts group that puts on lots of ‘experimental’ music shows, which start at 8pm on the dot. I try to attend those. So, yeah, Old Fart!

 

Yours in interviews, 
Count Robot

Thursday, June 18, 2026

Offend Me

 Offend Me


What can I write that would offend me so much that I offend myself?

Do I have to defend myself?

My brain’s in the bookshelf

I wish you’d dress like an elf

Not like some boring elf but a really hot one

Your sarcasm can burn the sun

You make humour fun

I want a burger in that bun

I don’t know what I’ve begun



yours in offensive poetry,

Count Robot

Tuesday, June 16, 2026

Sheep Detectives

 


Sheep Detectives




I really completely enjoyed the new movie, the Sheep Detectives.

Why?

Not because its about Sheep trying to solve a murder, because it's about them. and the audience, learning how to live with death.


Julia Louis Dreyfus and Chris O'Dowd give fantastic performances.



Yours in sheepishness,

Count Robot


Saturday, June 13, 2026

Lady Vampire

 


Found this cool flick on youtube and thought that I would share it.

I dig it.


Yours in weird horror movies,

Count Robot

Monday, June 8, 2026

A Message from our Sponsors

 A Message from our Sponsors


And on the first day, God created Monday, and it was the worst idea so far.



Yours in short pointless posts,

Count Robot


Saturday, June 6, 2026

Tuesday, June 2, 2026

Speak

 



Back in early May I got to see a short experimental movie that my wife is in with improved audio.

It really made a difference. The movie is called Speak. No release date yet, but I am looking forward to seeing it out in the world.

I am fan of David Lynch and this hits that sweet spot of being like his work but not being a clone.


Yours in movie watching,

Count Robot

Monday, June 1, 2026

Lighthouse in the Rain

 

Lighthouse in the Rain


I was on a trolley tour of Salem Mass when I saw a lighthouse in the rain

Each droplet felt like a forgotten friend rolling down the glass pane

As the water crashed to the shore, poems were born then receded into the eternal sea

This trolley ride in the cold rain is more than my words can see



Yours in poetry that matches a photo,

Count Robot

Wednesday, May 27, 2026

The Saxophone Colossus

 


The Saxophone Colossus no longer walks on this planet.

Saw him play a number of times. He was a great talent.

You are not forgotten.


Yours in listening to a jazz legend,

Count Robot


Tuesday, May 26, 2026

Sights of the Unseen

Sights of the Unseen


Sights of the unclean



A low cost cafeteria closes

Only the original neighbours care

All those memories have fallen and lay bare


Gently sweep aside the generation before,

you bloated real estate whore


Gentrification is neighbourhood assassination 



Sights of the unseen


Yours in copyrighted poetry,

Count Robot

Friday, May 22, 2026

Rise

 


Rise



I am a fan of Herb Alpert with or without the Tijuana Brass, although his time with the brass is my favorite period of his music overall.

If you don't know about Herb Alpert here's a link to his wiki page.


Yet, I am addicted to the song Rise which doesn't feature the brass at all.


Rise is a disco era song.

The backing music is pure disco. It's not great, its kind of standard disco.

So why am I hooked on this song?


It's all about Alpert's playing.


I can hear his playing in the jukebox of my mind without the backing track and it sounds glorious, but it even sounds better with it.


Because his playing is so purposeful that it elevates the material and gives it a life it otherwise wouldn't have.


Alpert's playing starts off low, haunting, almost nostalgic, then it does indeed rise to become joyously triumphant, then slowly descends down into longing melancholy. 

Sublimely beautiful. Most times I don't even think about the fact that the track is over seven minutes.


I've been lucky enough to see Herb Alpert on his current tour and he's played Rise both times and nailed it both times. 

Here's a video I shot of him playing it on the current tour.



Yours in wonderful music,

Count Robot

Tuesday, May 19, 2026

Infinite Mirror of Dreams

 Infinite Mirror of Dreams





I dreamt of you and your mummified squirrel


Then I dreamt of your spirit’s transferal


How many dreams are we away from madness?


How many dreams are we away from gladness?


When your shape is re-shaped

there’s every chance you’ll be miss-shaped


You used to feed the squirrel in the park

then you found it dead and dark


Then I dreamt of you two

Two that I never knew



Yours in words,

Count Robot

Friday, May 15, 2026

Batlantis-An Album by Amplissima

 



Batlantis is the 6th Amplissima album.

Amplissima is a four person audio project. 


Recorded on Saturday 10/12/24 at Maudslay Park, Newburyport, MA, in the Bunker

The Bunker in Maudslay Park is an acoustical dream. In years past it had been built to house orange trees in the winter.

The place sounds just incredible and is a character in every track on this album.

This session was really long. We have about another hour’s worth of recordings to sift through.

The sequencing for this album was pretty easy. We just went from the shortest track to longest. It felt natural.


Amplissima is:


E Dahlfree: Trumpet, overtone singing, duck call, alto recorder, percussion, prepared phone


Tim Mungenast: Acoustic guitar, vocals, overtone singing, and Trans-Siberian Llamaphonics. -Tim had never played acoustic guitar with us at any of our recording 

sessions with Amplissima before and it was a nice change but it is also a challenge to bring that instrument up in the mix with so much power coming from the trumpet.


Dobra Jené Ashentree: Mandolin, one string Cigar box dulcimer, tamborine, shuffling dance, vocals, and general beating on anything metal


Van Wyrdlocke: Voice, bell, circuit bent toy keyboard, kazoo, soupcan microphone, slide whistle



1. Batlantis 2:43 - A rather different track for us. E (AKA Eric) asked us if he could “direct” us and of course we said yes. The results were interesting.

Speaking for myself, I had been listening to a lot of early rock and roll and started thinking about all the strange vocal sounds people would put into these recordings so that’s where I was at. E came up with the title for this one and that led to naming the album. E made a lot of audio captures for this session and one of them is featured in the background here. What does “directing” mean, well he previewed what we were going to do then cued us when he wanted us to start and stop. Lots of fun.

You can hear Eric walking around us as he directs. We don’t try to hide the reality of recording outdoors, we embrace it. Dobra has some fine vocal moments here. Tim has tasty stellar guitar too.


2. Ice Cream Truck vs Giant Singing Goat In The Sumner Tunnel 4:21  -Tim came up with this title. I did a spoken rant, the content of which really didn’t fit with the Amplissima vibe. So I warped it, so that the words just become part of the soundscape. Do you hear dreams when you’re awake? Lots of collaging in this one.

Lots of feedback courtesy of the soupcan microphone. Big time feature of E’s prepared phone later in the track. Gives a nice corroding kick towards the end. You can also hear a circuit bent toy keyboard towards the end.



3. Flamenco Tibetto 7:26 -Great trumpetting by E. A whole lot of bells. Eric singing like a viking. Lots of overlaying on this one too. Dobra’s shuffling dance occurs during this track. Tim and E duel with overtone singing. The angelic dream of Dobra’s singing calms the battle. E does some nice old timey trumpeting. Great booming prepared phone stuff on here too. I give a lot of credit to the acoustic brilliance of the Bunker for the way this album sounds. E leads the way out.


4. Altered Bird States 11:46 -The beginning of this track features some gorgeous guitaring by Tim. Ok this whole track features gorgeous guitar by Tim. Also enjoy the vocals by Dobra and Tim. The first of the two epic tracks.

There were lots of spiders hanging around in the corners of the Bunker. I hope they dug this recording session. Percussion explodes in this track.I am responsible for the slide whistle. If you don’t like it blame me. E used a stick to smash against a pole in the Bunker during this track. E the barbarian! E and Tim nailed the overtone singing.


5. The Countess Waits In Her Crumbling Mansion 12:02 - What is plasmodium? Ask Tim! There’s a lot of layers on this track. Like a psychedelic birthday cake.Kazoos galore! If there were more kazoos in the world, there would be less crumbling mansions. Chaos in composition. Dobra cuts it up on the mandolin! I hear the knocks and you can enter. E’s prepared phone and the sounds of his videos go wild here. Mad sounds spread around you. It didn’t sound like this when were recording this track, but that’s ok, because this sounds unlike reality. Guitar and mandolin locked into grooves on the downslide of the track.




Everything created, produced, and mastered by Amplissima


The song Batlantis was directed by E Dahlfree who did a wonderful job with it.


Here is the first ever video band interview with Amplissima!





Yours in album chat ups,

Count Robot

Monday, May 11, 2026

A dude with a Primus Shirt

A dude with a Primus Shirt






Found myself at a mall.

There he is, a man with a faded Primus t-shirt walking slowly down the hall.

I say to him, “Cool shirt, dude.”

He smiles as every vast wrinkle on his face folds with a crinkle.

He’s probably not much older than me.

That smile still has the 1990’s attitude of someone who saw Primus while they still sucked.

Rock and Roll will never die until we’re all dead.


Yours in in rock and roll,

Count Robot

Thursday, May 7, 2026

More- Neurodivergent Orchestra - Alien Sluts Need Snacks Too- 2

 


Yes, I've blogged about this a bit but here's a bit more!

So for those who don't know we were part of a musical/improv/spoken word/livestream inanity with our group Neurodivergent Orchestra. You can watch the show by clicking on the video above.

Here's some more behind the scenes and other related pics.


My rig for the set. I got the idea to use tapes because it felt like 80's alien conspiracy theory stuff. So I made a tape and wanted to use some existing ones that I had. Sadly the tape players all rebelled. Not sure why. I tested them before and after the show and they all worked fine but for some reason during the show they wouldn't play. Alien interference? Maybe!



DNA Girl vamping it up before the show.


Gongs were made to be gonged!



Tim's squeaking pig! Used during the set.





Pek (the band leader) sent us these cool altered photos he made from the set.


For those who don't want to watch the whole show, here's a shorty!


Thank you Pek for letting us perform at these shows. These are some of my most favorite shows I have ever done. Amazingly fun and almost zero stress.


Yours in musical madness,

Count Robot

Tuesday, May 5, 2026

Neurodivergent Orchestra - Alien Sluts Need Snacks Too


Saturday we did a live stream at Evil Clown Headquarters. 

You can watch the show here!

These shows are structured musical/spoken word chaos.

Here's some behind the scenes photos from the show.


The big screen TV with part of the narrative. We use this for a pre-show discussion.


Printed copy of the script.


Musician fuel or as it's commonly called, pizza. We eat a bit before and after the show.


A pre-show shot of the studio space.


Believe it or not, this was once a coffee machine that has been converted into a wild sound making device. Even though it doesn't give me delicious bean beverages, it gives me delightful sounds.


Synths!!!!!!!!


One of the many stationary cameras in the studio. Sadly the live camera operator couldn't make it.


Gongs, bells, crazy!


Rubber chickens!


Tim! The mighty guitar stylings of Tim Mungenast! A pre-show shot.


Tim's array of pedals.


DNA Girl's orange amp. My amp is to the right of it. Sadly my gear rebelled just at the start of the show so I used almost none of it.


Tim's guitar. Here he is using a screaming goat toy on the guitar. Screaming goat guitar!


The camera switching board.


More stuff in the studio. All instruments free to use during the show.


Drums in the kitchen


Drums must not interfere with a cappuccino! 


And that's it. Hope you dig the show!


Yours in chaotic weirdness,

Count Robot