Thursday, June 18, 2026

Offend Me

 Offend Me


What can I write that would offend me so much that I offend myself?

Do I have to defend myself?

My brain’s in the bookshelf

I wish you’d dress like an elf

Not like some boring elf but a really hot one

Your sarcasm can burn the sun

You make humour fun

I want a burger in that bun

I don’t know what I’ve begun



yours in offensive poetry,

Count Robot

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