Three of Some Other Kind
A pirate, a monkey, and a junkie walk into a bar
The pirate orders rum
The monkey orders rum
The junkie orders the monkey off his back
Why is it three that I always see?
A goblin, a troll, and a pin up model walk into a bar
Then one of them opens the door
Get it?
They actually all walked right into the wall outside the bar
What a bunch of morons
Who can swim across lagoons or play drum solos on spoons
A plumber, a mathematician, and Dr. Frankenstein, walk into a hotel bar
The name of the hotel is as relevant as the irrelevance of the post
nasal drip condition of a Hawaiian wolf dog's beekeepers local honey farmer
Once the trio sat down, Dr. Frankenstein offered the plumber five thousand clams for his brain, then the doctor offered the mathematician one thousand clams for his brain
The mathematician was shocked, he wanted to know why the doctor offered less for his clean, precise, brain
The doctor explained that plumbing can't be outsourced but math can be
It's all you, you, and me
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