Sunday, September 18, 2016

An Artist Named Mark Reiser Stepped into Another Universe

We knew Mark mostly emails and social medias.
Reiser was a nice guy.
Mark’s artwork was so deeply rich. It was like looking at black light art of the 1970’s filtered through a space age.
He did a fantastic job with all his artwork for Spaceseed. He played music as well but that stunning art of his was reaching out everywhere to fill my eyes with colorful strangeness.
Mark did the cover for the Spaceseed cd Empire of Night. It was their first cd that I had any involvement with helping to create. So just in that it holds a special place in my spirit. What elevates it and levitates it is that outstandingly odd cover. There is a brain dump of Salvador Dali crossed with Steve Ditko’s Dr. Strange artwork.
Mark has left this mental state we call life.
Goodbye sir, your passage has not been forgotten.

Sincerely yours,

Count Robot

Sunday, August 7, 2016

Publishing Yourself

           When a band self releases their own music, that’s cool and its belief in yourself and totally cool to go independent.
            When a filmmaker finances their flick themselves and sells direct to the audience, that takes guts and courage and dedication to their vision.
            An artist doesn’t usually wait for a committee to tell them its OK to go and create a painting, the artist just paints.
            So why is it when someone self publishes a book its looked down upon?
            Why is self-publishing your writing still considered to be somehow cheap?
            I read a lot. Some pro-published some not. Some pro-published stuff is great, some is crap. Some self-published stuff is great some is crap. So why do some people disparage everything that is self published?
            What is a blog if not self-publishing yet I don’t hear people decrying blogs in general, instead I hear “It gives everyone a voice”. Well doesn’t self-publishing do the same thing?
            For all of you who dismiss self-publishing, I’ll leave you with one last thought, without self-publishing the names William Blake and Edgar Allen Poe may have been unknown. If you don’t believe me research their lives. Both of them extensively self-published their own works.

Yours in committed self-publication,
Count Robot

            

Monday, July 18, 2016

Dear Blog

Dear Blog
            Dearest Blog,
            It would be truly nice to get to know you better. Not in Jim Morrison sensual way, but you know kind of like we had been dating for a while. Not that I’m dating because I dig the married scene.
            Come now sweet Blog, let’s get together to watch Trog. Sure it’s not the greatest flick but its B Movie fun time it’ll do the trick without a tick.
            Dear sweet innocent as smog covered snow Blog. You little, little, little blog that would like to ride a maple log. You should wear a frog you saucy little blog.

Yours in hysterical nonsense,

Count Robot

Thursday, July 14, 2016

Reeling: A Life at the Movie Review Show


            Over many years and many episodes an amazing thing has happened, there has been a fun, insightful movie review show that has been on cable hosted by a married couple. 
            Laura and Robin debate the merits of different cinema shows from the art house stuff to the low brow Z grade garbage chow flicks. Their review of Zombie Strippers was just as priceless as their review of some Frenchie foreign fru fru movie that’s name doesn’t spring to mind at the moment.
            They rate movies on a scale of A-D (honestly can’t recall an F ever being handed out). They don’t give too many A+ marks, which wisely shows how prized that score is held. They don’t often give out D’s either but it happens.
            How long has the show been running? Well they reviewed Ghost when it came out, so that should give you a good benchmark. The show rolls out of Malden, Massachusetts. It’s also very easy to check out online. Go to: http://www.reelingreviews.com/www.reelingreviews.com
            Ok so why is this an ad for a cable show? Because it is worth digging. It’s good, fun, and it’s a slice of history that people aren’t noticing and they should. Name another husband/wife show running for this long that’s still got spirit, spunk, and brains?
            Sometimes they agree, some times they spar, they’re real and so is their love of flicks. Most episodes have an insane amount of reviews and the Reeling website is crawling with more.
            If you dig films than this is the show for you to check out.
            Your humble blog typer has been doing crew duty on the show for more years than some have years. It’s been an experience to do something so insanely fun for so long. Some nights it’s all about technical stuff. However many shoots have involved skullduggery, drunken dust ups, pizzas, back door escapades, political intrigues, and fits of slanderous libel.
            When at the last shoot your narrator was confronted with the question, “How long do you think you can do this?” the response was, “I’ll do this until I drop.”
            Oh what joy! So watch away and behold what a movie review show should be, fun and informative!
#reelingmoviereviews

Yours in good movie review viewing,

Count Robot

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

american dream

this was something i wrote many years ago for a project that i worked on with the amazing Dante Conte. Sadly it never took off but thought it was worth posting. hope you dig it.


American Dream

Hello
I’m Joe Average
and I’m dreaming
of Vego Nazis scheming
of walls of breasts streaming
Cadallac carnivores can chew on my bones
drowning in lollipop lads
and retro fashion exploitation fads
just give me the good hard fax
a keep Pamela Anderson from getting flat tax
turn on, tune in, shoot up, the American Dream
keep me from all that’s clean and sober and reeks of academe
give me cologne de’ Clint Eastwood tough
I bet the Statue of Liberty likes it rough
this land is your bland
from the thighmaster land
to the inner child fat gland
think locally, rape globally
Mentos, the brain wash maker
give me another shot at Drew Barrymore’s puberty or give me death
stay true to the night of the next Mike Tyson ear bite fight
snap, crackle, pop, let the shadows blow away another president, oh what a relief from freedom it is
burn, baby, burn all the discos with sterno
love me legal tender, love me until my credit card limit is through
put our laws in a convenient blender, maybe the presidential cat will get eaten by an Arab killer shrew
living at the YMCIA crack den
GI Joe just married Ken
the American dream is a child not a voice
so the next time you choke on that Ronald Reagon burger rejoice
live free or French frie
live free or French frie




Yours in dated social political satire,


Count Robot

Thursday, December 31, 2015

Top 3 CDs from 2015

Ok so as usual it’s tough to get it whittled down to just three favs from the year. I wish I could include Motorhead’s Bad Magic (which is a fantastic record) in the list to honor Lemmy’s passage to another plane but that would be a lie. Sorry Lem, but these ones had it over you. I owe you another beer when I join you in the beyond.
3. Twink-Dust Bunny
Ok so once again Twink hits the top three. This is the best Twink album yet. There was a crowd funding campaign for the record, which I gladly participated in. There is a cracking good vinyl pressing of the album which really lends itself to the production of this album. I would be remiss if I didn’t mention the vinyl lathe cut that supporters could get. It is four extra tracks pressed on a square record that sound just a wee bit different whenever you play it. Wild!
Now to the music. Wow! Yes, there is the usual Twink joy and fun but there is also a lite melancholy hanging around some of the tracks. The sad beauty of the death and rebirth of seasons are evoked from funked out toy piano sounds. Emberglow opens the album with a leave covered tinkling of toy piano keys. It’s hard to list standout tracks here as they all feel like they have a beautiful flow from one to the next like a passage of musical seasons. Amazing stuff.
2. Steven Wilson- Hand. Cannot. Erase.
            Usually when Mr. Wilson puts out a record it’s almost guaranteed to be my favorite musical slice for the year. Sorry Steven, but you came in second this time out.
Now let’s chat about this brilliant record shall we? The deluxe edition of this record is the best multi-media package that I have ever seen bar none. Books within the booklet, Blu Ray content, an envelope stuffed with a letter, bonus tracks, blog content, hidden coordinates that point to the ocean, there is just a ton of depth here. Yeah I meant that pun.
            The music itself has a modern vibe as filtered through Steven’s wonderful musical lenses. There are a lot of keys, choirs, along with some raw heavy guitars. Routine is a standout track chronicling the daily struggle to exist for someone who lost their entire family. Steven thinks it’s the prettiest sad song he ever wrote. I’d have to go through his whole catalogue to see what I think, but it is up there. Sad beauty indeed and food for thought. How do humans cope when all they had is gone?
The story of the album follows a young artistic girl who moves to London to try to disappear into life. There is the possibility that she is being stalked by strange creatures called the Visitors who promise to take her away somewhere magical but yet… some of the people they took in the past have returned only to die. Or maybe that’s all in her head. Steven leaves it up to the listener to decide. Personally I think they’re evil scum bags trying to mess up her life for their own ends.
It’s filled with a clean modern sound and texture throughout which makes sense given the modern theme of the record.
1.    Nik Turner Space Fusion Odyssey
This is space rock meets jazz-fusion in another galaxy. This is the sound
of space awesome. So many musical guest stars groove in and out of this record it would be a crime not to mention a few. So here we go; Robbie Krieger (if you don’t know who he is please don’t read this blog ever again), Kephera Moon and Nicky Garratt (part of the engine of Hedersleben), Steve Hillage (the guy who created the brilliant record Fish Rising), Chris Poland (from Megadeth), and boatloads more.
            Before diving in too deep to the record I want to throw out some high praise for the inner cd poster. It’s amazing and practically indescribable in its nutty insanity.
            Let’s get to the tunes. This is primarily an instrumental affair as it should be with this kind of deep cosmic ridden jazz. This is the sounds of Miles Davis’s Bitch’s Brew meets Hawkwind on the set of a lost 60’s science fiction flick. Over all of it Nik’s sax coated in flange and phaser roars like a spaced out dragon except when his sonic flute is drifting through it.
            The stand out track of stand out tracks on this slab of astounding is, An Elliptical Galaxy. It has old school menacing sci-fi synths, swirling bleeps, jazz guitar scorch, throbbing drums and bass, and a skonking, squeaking, out of this world sax. This track is a powerful soundscape of other world fusions. Dig this song Earth people!
            Pulsar is a rip-roaring blast off into the outer reaches of jazz-rock space out music. There is a quick riffing dive through hyperspace sax stomps with drum rolling fill-laden punches. Nik also lets fly with some great flute on this tune too.
            This record should be played whenever mankind first steps on a planet outside of our solar system. That’s how far in the future this music is.

Ok so that’s 2015. Maybe 2016 will bring us a new Trance to the Sun record!
There was a great batch of releases this year. Honorable mention goes to Brainticket’s latest release Past, Present, and Future. It was amazing but it couldn’t topple the power of Twink!

Yours in the joy of the sounds of 2015,

Count Robot

Saturday, June 13, 2015

Goodbye Christopher Lee




We will miss you.
Your acting talent was always outstanding.
Whether you played a monster that you somehow made us loath, fear, and feel sorry for your character as when you portrayed Frankenstein’s creation.



It didn’t matter how bad the movie was that you were in you always gave a wonderful turn never giving less than your best which of course made you shine.



Often surprising but always dependable.


Thank you sir for the great body of work you gave to us.


Yours in Hammer Horror and beyond,
Count Robot