Wherever there is
evil, wherever injustice runs rampant, wherever foul villains perform their
foul smelling deeds and as long as there are non mutant tacos to be eaten Rio
Santos, will be there.
One morning while
I was eating a cherry cheese burrito my trusty canine companion Chi Chi
received a call on his cell phone telling us that Timmy was trapped down the
well. I didn’t know of anyone by the name of Timmy but saving little boys
sounds like the heroic thing to do. Besides children often have grateful
attractive mothers. Or sometimes mothers who are skilled in the culinary arts.
Occasionally I find both but that’s very rare.
Chi Chi and I
raced to the well only to find there wasn’t a well so there was obviously no
little boy that was waiting to be rescued. The whole thing had been a clever
ruse used by my diabolical enemy, The Mutant Taco. He had lured me to that spot
to trap me with his radioactive chili. Foolishly the Mutant Taco hadn’t counted
on my astounding eating powers and I devoured his radioactive chili which was
very tasty though strangely lacking in garlic.
Chi Chi and I
quickly overpowered the Mutant Taco and turned him over to the authorities
That is how I Rio
Santos saved the world for the first time that day.
Sincerely yours,
Rio Santos (The World’s Greatest
Masked Super Hero Wrestler)
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